I got there and was trying on some glasses when I saw a hat I liked too. Seeing as I wanted to purchase glasses and a hat, and I still needed to pick up dinner, I knew it was haggling time. I asked for the prices -- $27 for both items -- and then waited for the inevitable question.
"Where are you from? Philippines?"
"No, Hong Kong."
"You live there?"
"No, I was born there but I live here in Manhattan now. Where are you from?"
"Bangladesh."
"Ah!" I feigned surprise, "Amar nam Gabrielle!"
At this moment, the two men burst into excitement with a bunch of oohs, ahhs, giddy laughter, & giant smiles like they just discovered the answer to a NY Times crossword puzzle clue.
I topped it off with, "Kamon achen?" which elicited an even more excited response (though neither of the men actually answered the question).
To top it off, I inquired where in Bangladesh they were from, guessing, "Dhaka?" (the capital city...and the only one I can remember off the top of my head, sadly). The men shouted yes so excitedly, I was convinced that they had just completed a Sunday crossword.
After pretending to peruse a bit more, I asked for the prices again. When I said $27 was too much, they dropped it down a good amount. Still, I shook my head and they, without any reluctance, responded with, "Okay, fine, for you, $17 for both, no problem."
Three letters, one word: WIN.
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